HorrorScoop
The stars.. skies..trees and everything else that you see around you..all the time… they’ve been there for ages.. they watched over you as you learnt to take your first breath.. your first step..
They’ve been there all the time.. guarding nature’s secrets with utmost care..
It’s not until you learn to trust them..to become one with them .. that you can ‘see’ what they’ve been trying to say all this while..
I love the walk at 1 A.M. the world is quiet..oblivious to the OMENS. I’ve learn to read them now.. But I admit, its not always that I can. It’s more like the trees, the wind, the moon.. they choose to disclose whatever they want to..
And today.. well! Of course it has to happen just when you’re not expecting it! The sky went a deep purple and that familiar shiver.. only this time it was my right ear lobe… and….
1st November 2009 – 30th November 2009
ARIES (March 21 – April 19)
The sun is not shining in the seventh house of Saturn. This spells doom… as in D..O..O..M. That girl/ guy you’ve been trying to ask out will see you picking your nose! Do not open any mail that comes in this fortnight. It may contain something smelly.
TAURUS (April 20 – May 20)
Beware of the colour red. Mars is hell bent on not moving out from your fourth house. Run in the opposite direction as soon as you see it… Even if it is your boss’s tie or your girl friend’s lipstick.
GEMINI (May 21 – June 20)
The two of you, inside you, seem to be inclined towards different planets. Things can get a little unsettling. Don’t worry if you spill that cup of coffee over your blind date. It’s just a passing phase.. that is here to stay for some time.
CANCER (June 21 – July 22)
I wonder what your crabby did to get into this mess! You have all the nine planets fighting to get into the same house! No wonder you’ll be all cribby, crabby, grumbly and mumbly in the days to come. No fears! There is a silver lining. You’ll get a 0.005% increment at work!!
LEO (July 23 – August 22)
Lions .. even your planets are requesting you to yawn a little less. Your bad breath is the reason people seem to be always rushing for work ..away from you.
VIRGO (August 23 – September 22)
What a fortnight ahead! You may win a huge lottery! So buy up every ticket you see.. Specially those containing the numbers 3 or 4. Jupiter is smiling bright in both!
LIBRA (September 23 – October 22)
You’re definitely in for a bite! It could be a mosquitoes, an ants, a dogs or any other ‘creatures’. How bad it is will depend on which way Venus decides to turn.
SCORPIO (October 23 – November 21)
Great time to start a new venture. Remember to put your right foot on the ground first.. whenever you get up from where ever.. Open all doors only with you left thumb.. Don’t shake hands today with anyone. Your luck might get rubbed out.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 – December 21)
Saturn is confused! And so are you. However , there will be many crucial decisions to be taken. Close your eyes, think of the hottest girl/ guy around and take the plunge..
CAPRICORN (December 22 – January 19)
Mercury is angry! You will step on a lot of poo this fortnight. Don’t forget to keep take lots of tissue. You’ll be asked to leave the room otherwise.
AQUARIUS (January 20 – February 18)
The sun is in the 99th house! Don’t pick any calls from any number that contains a 9. Don’t even call those numbers back. Your haircut may go horribly wrong. Buy a wig in advance.
PISCES (February 19 – March 20)
Uranus is transiting in the 11th house. Stay away from people whose names start with A, S and G. They may be conspiring against you to steal those tickets to the premier of Avatar.